Friday, December 12, 2008

rd jokes! (not just for old folks)

there's no better way to ring in the holidays than with a brussel sprout wreathe!
and subscription to reader's digest!  also available in LARGE PRINT if you can't read the text on the image.
so i'm a big fan of reader's digest.  i have my own subscription and feel pretty great about it.  most of the jokes are geared towards, well, the older crowd, but below are some of this year's highlights:
before writing a prescription for my young daughter, the pediatrician asked her if she was allergic to anything.  erica whispered something in his ear.
that night, before giving her the medicine, i read the directions on the bottle.  the doctor had warned, "do not take with broccoli."
my mother lacks a green thumb, but she keeps at it.  pointing one day to a line of new plants by the kitchen window, my sister whispered to me, "look--death row."
halfway through a romantic dinner, my husband smiled and said, "you look so beautiful under these lights."  i was falling in love all over again when he added, "we gotta get some of these lights."
on a side note, i am in love with this poster.  also on my christmas list in case you were wondering!  (i don't think brady reads my blog much, but i'm hoping that he makes a special effort considering all of my holiday hints).

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